If you play Led Zeppelin`s ``Stairway to Heaven`` backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, c
Chuck Norris` dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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