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Chuck Norris` tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris` sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

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Chuck Norris` calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd no one fools Chuck Norris.

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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

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Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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