> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLOWS AMERICAN
LEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 3. The Sun:--- CHARLES AND DI, TOGETHER AGAIN
> > >> >
> > >> > 4. Playboy:--- GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
> > >> >
> > >> > 5. Microsoft Systems Journal:--- APPLE, SUN, IBM , LOSE MARKET
SHARE
> > >> >
> > >> > 6. CopperArt Catalog:--- OUR FINAL SALE
> > >> >
> > >> > 7. Inside Sports:--- GAME OVER
> > >> >
> > >> > 8. Wired:--- THE LAST NEW THING
> > >> >
> > >> > 9. Rolling Stone:--- THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
> > >> >
> > >> > 10.Readers Digest:--- 'BYE
> > >> >
> > >> > 11.National Geographic:--- HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE
> > >> > AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
> > >> >
> > >> > 12.TV Week:--- DEATH AND DAMNATION: RATINGS BONANZA !
> > >> >
> > >> > 13.Womans Weekly:--- LOSE 10 KGS... BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW
> > >> > "ARMAGEDDON DIET!"
> > >> >
> > >> > 14.America Online:--- SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN
> > >> > 15 MINUTES. IF WE STILL DON'T RESPOND, IT IS GOODBYE FOREVER.
> > >> > WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE.
> > >> >
> > >> > 15.MONEY MAGAZINE :---TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE RAPTURE.
> > >> >
> > >> > 16.Microsoft's Web Site:--- If you didn't experience the rapture,
> > >> > download software patch RAPT666 .EXE.
> > >> >
> > >> > 17.PC Today:--- ARMAGEDDON-TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE !
> > >> >
> > >> > 18.SHOP IN TIMES SQUARE ---- THIS IS OUR FINAL CLOSING DOWN SALE (
> > THIS
> > >> > TIME WE REALLY MEAN IT ).
> > >> >
> > >> > 19.AL JAZEERA --- SAY HELLO TO THE 72 VIRGINS !
> > >> >
> > >> > 20.Christianity Today :--- "WE TOLD YOU SO"