Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 27 7.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
The phrase, ``You are what you eat`` cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.
If you play Led Zeppelin`s ``Stairway to Heaven`` backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, c
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