Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Vin Diesel has a baseball cap made entirely out of ham.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Vin Diesel likes to wear PVC because it wipes down easy.

1. Dragostea eterna dureaza 3 luni.

2.Vârsta femeilor în raport cu produsele din struguri
15-20 de ani: MUST DULCE (placut, dar nu renteaza sa bei prea mult)
20-25 de ani: TULBUREL (fierbe, pisca, te ameteste, dar nu te îmbata)
25-35 de ani: VIN ROSU (are buchet, grade, aroma, te înfierbanta si te îmbata)
35-45 de ani: SAMPANIE (...

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris` sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris` calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd no one fools Chuck Norris.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

18.Alte definitie a unei întâlniri cu succes în functie de vârsta
17 ani - "McDonalds"
25 ani - "Mâncare pe gratis"
35 ani - "Un diamant"
48 ani - "Un diamant mare"
66 ani - "Singur acasa"

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.