Vin Diesel likes to wear PVC because it wipes down easy.

Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Vin Diesel has a baseball cap made entirely out of ham.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris` sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris` calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can`t get up the courage to tell him.