Vin Diesel always forgets to put the new cover sheets on his TPS reports.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

The quickest way to a man`s heart is with Chuck Norris`s fist.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

> > >-- lege in statul Michigan:
> > >
> > >-Femeilor li se interzice sa se tunda fara asentimentul sotilor
> > >
> > >-Hotii au dreptul sa-l actioneze in judecata pe proprietarul casei
pe care au jefuit-o daca s-au ranit in timpul operatiunii

> > >- - lege locala in orasul Chicago, Illinois:
> > >
> > >-Legea interzice pescuitul de pe gatul unei girafe

> > >-- legi in statul California:
> > >
> > >-Fiecare locuitor are dreptul la lumina soarelui
> > >
> > >-Este interzisa montarea unei curse de soareci fara permis de vanatoare

Vin Diesel`s real name is Mortimer Quincy Meriwether, Jr.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

> > >-- lege in statul Texas:
> > >
> > >-Este interzis sa mulgi vaca altuia

> > >-- lege locala in orasul Los Angeles, California:
> > >
> > >-Este ilegal sa plangi in boxa martorilor

14. Inteligenta ma urmareste.....dar eu sunt mai rapid.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.