When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says ``Go``. This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
Vin Diesel once challenged James Polk to a race around the world.
Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.
3.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu instrumentele muzicale (I)
15-20 de ani: COBZA (cânta mereu si degeaba)
20-30 de ani: SAXOFON (se acordeaza usor, pe toate gamele, si variaza)
30-40 de ani: VIOARA (se acordeaza mai greu, dar lung)
40-50 de ani: TOBA (face zgomot de pomana)
50-60 de ani: DRÂMBA (...
Vin Diesel hates manatees. He plans to finish them off, as he did with sabre-tooth tigers and wooly mammoths.
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Chuck Norris` tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
ADD is not a disease. It`s just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.
Vin Diesel tried to start a business where he would recharge batteries simply by gripping them in his hands.
Chuck Norris doesn`t play ``hide-and-seek.`` He plays ``hide-and-pray-I-don`t-find-you.``
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s beef.
Vin Diesel made a sextape with Paris Hilton on her Sidekick. He later hacked into it, deleted the sextape, and distributed the rest of her information online.
Vin Diesel planned out Michael Jordan`s entire basketball career on a used napkin from Arby`s back in
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