Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.

I don't date women where I work.
You're ugly.

Vin Diesel can communicate with dolphins.

When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn`t heal.

3.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu instrumentele muzicale (I)
15-20 de ani: COBZA (cânta mereu si degeaba)
20-30 de ani: SAXOFON (se acordeaza usor, pe toate gamele, si variaza)
30-40 de ani: VIOARA (se acordeaza mai greu, dar lung)
40-50 de ani: TOBA (face zgomot de pomana)
50-60 de ani: DRÂMBA (...

Chuck Norris` tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

It's not you, it's me.
You're ugly.

Vin Diesel once challenged James Polk to a race around the world.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s beef.

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Chuck Norris doesn`t play ``hide-and-seek.`` He plays ``hide-and-pray-I-don`t-find-you.``

ADD is not a disease. It`s just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.

Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.

Vin Diesel tried to start a business where he would recharge batteries simply by gripping them in his hands.

Vin Diesel made a sextape with Paris Hilton on her Sidekick. He later hacked into it, deleted the sextape, and distributed the rest of her information online.