Vin Diesel can communicate with dolphins.
When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn`t heal.
Vin Diesel hates manatees. He plans to finish them off, as he did with sabre-tooth tigers and wooly mammoths.
Vin Diesel once challenged James Polk to a race around the world.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
3.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu instrumentele muzicale (I)
15-20 de ani: COBZA (cânta mereu si degeaba)
20-30 de ani: SAXOFON (se acordeaza usor, pe toate gamele, si variaza)
30-40 de ani: VIOARA (se acordeaza mai greu, dar lung)
40-50 de ani: TOBA (face zgomot de pomana)
50-60 de ani: DRÂMBA (...
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
Chuck Norris` tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
ADD is not a disease. It`s just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.
Vin Diesel tried to start a business where he would recharge batteries simply by gripping them in his hands.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s beef.
Chuck Norris doesn`t play ``hide-and-seek.`` He plays ``hide-and-pray-I-don`t-find-you.``
Vin Diesel made a sextape with Paris Hilton on her Sidekick. He later hacked into it, deleted the sextape, and distributed the rest of her information online.
Vin Diesel planned out Michael Jordan`s entire basketball career on a used napkin from Arby`s back in
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