Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger.
Chuck Norris doesn`t use pickup lines, he simply says, ``Now.``
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
8.Sporturile preferate de barbati în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Sex
25 ani - Sex
35 ani - Sex
48 ani - Televizorul
66 ani - Somnul
9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
Vin Diesel has the secret to Cold Fusion but refuses to share until Saved By The Bell is put back on television.
19. Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni......dar de ce sa risti?
14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie în raport cu vârsta ei:
17 ani - Înalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si întelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat
Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
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