Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, c
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
8.Sporturile preferate de barbati în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Sex
25 ani - Sex
35 ani - Sex
48 ani - Televizorul
66 ani - Somnul
Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie în raport cu vârsta ei:
17 ani - Înalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si întelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
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