Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger.
Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
19. Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni......dar de ce sa risti?
14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie în raport cu vârsta ei:
17 ani - Înalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si întelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
Chuck Norris doesn`t use pickup lines, he simply says, ``Now.``
Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
Vin Diesel has the secret to Cold Fusion but refuses to share until Saved By The Bell is put back on television.
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
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