21. Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi......trage si
impinge.
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
8.Sporturile preferate de barbati în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Sex
25 ani - Sex
35 ani - Sex
48 ani - Televizorul
66 ani - Somnul
Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, ``Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.``
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.
14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie în raport cu vârsta ei:
17 ani - ÃŽnalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - ÃŽnalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si întelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.
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