Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
8.Sporturile preferate de barbati în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Sex
25 ani - Sex
35 ani - Sex
48 ani - Televizorul
66 ani - Somnul
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
21. Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi......trage si
impinge.
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie în raport cu vârsta ei:
17 ani - Înalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si întelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat
``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, ``Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.``
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
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