Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
21. Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi......trage si
impinge.
8.Sporturile preferate de barbati în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Sex
25 ani - Sex
35 ani - Sex
48 ani - Televizorul
66 ani - Somnul
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.
14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie în raport cu vârsta ei:
17 ani - Înalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si întelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat
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