21. Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi......trage si
impinge.
Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger.
19. Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni......dar de ce sa risti?
9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.
Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
Chuck Norris doesn`t use pickup lines, he simply says, ``Now.``
8.Sporturile preferate de barbati īn raport cu vārsta lor:
17 ani - Sex
25 ani - Sex
35 ani - Sex
48 ani - Televizorul
66 ani - Somnul
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
Vin Diesel has the secret to Cold Fusion but refuses to share until Saved By The Bell is put back on television.
14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie īn raport cu vārsta ei:
17 ani - Īnalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - Īnalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Īnalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si īntelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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