8.Sporturile preferate de barbati în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Sex
25 ani - Sex
35 ani - Sex
48 ani - Televizorul
66 ani - Somnul
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie în raport cu vârsta ei:
17 ani - Înalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si întelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
21. Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi......trage si
impinge.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.
Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
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