Chuck Norris doesn`t use pickup lines, he simply says, ``Now.``
Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
8.Sporturile preferate de barbati în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Sex
25 ani - Sex
35 ani - Sex
48 ani - Televizorul
66 ani - Somnul
Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.
14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie în raport cu vârsta ei:
17 ani - Înalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si întelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat
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