Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

8.Sporturile preferate de barbati în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Sex
25 ani - Sex
35 ani - Sex
48 ani - Televizorul
66 ani - Somnul

19. Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni......dar de ce sa risti?

Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie în raport cu vârsta ei:
17 ani - Înalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si întelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat

Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger.

It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.

Vin Diesel has the secret to Cold Fusion but refuses to share until Saved By The Bell is put back on television.

Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.

Chuck Norris doesn`t use pickup lines, he simply says, ``Now.``

``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.

Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.