Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
11. Eu nu sufar de nebunie ... ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
21. Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi......trage si
impinge.
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
14.Barbatul ideal pentru o femeie în raport cu vârsta ei:
17 ani - Înalt, brunet si aratos
25 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos si cu bani
35 ani - Înalt, brunet, aratos cu bani si întelegere
48 ani - Un barbat cu par
66 ani - Un barbat
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.
Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.
Pagina :
«Inainte
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
Urmatoarea»