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Cele mai accesate bancuri Top Facts - Pagina 8
de la admin,
de 19 ani
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn`t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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de la admin,
de 19 ani
The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.
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de la buburuzza,
de 17 ani
> > >-- legi in statul Alabama:
> > >
> > >-Soferilor li se interzice sa conduca un autovehicul legati la ochi
> > >
> > >-Cine poarta mustata falsa, susceptibila de a starni rasete in
> > >
> > >biserica, este pasibil de pedeapsa
> > >
> > >-Soferilor li se interzice sa conduca un autovehicul legati la ochi
> > >
> > >-Cine poarta mustata falsa, susceptibila de a starni rasete in
> > >
> > >biserica, este pasibil de pedeapsa
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de la admin,
de 19 ani
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
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de la admin,
de 19 ani
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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11. Eu nu sufar de nebunie ... ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.
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de la admin,
de 19 ani
When God said, ``Let there be light``, Chuck Norris said, ``say please.``
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de la admin,
de 19 ani
Vin Diesel killed and devoured Mufasa from The Lion King, but let the hyenas live becasue they were quote ``dirty creatures``.
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de la buburuzza,
de 17 ani
17.Definitia unei întâlniri cu succes în functie de vârsta
17 ani - Limba
25 ani - Micul dejun
35 ani - Nu mi-a aruncat medicatia
48 ani - Nu a trebuit sa-mi prezinte copii
66 ani - Am sosit acasa ...si sunt înca în viata
17 ani - Limba
25 ani - Micul dejun
35 ani - Nu mi-a aruncat medicatia
48 ani - Nu a trebuit sa-mi prezinte copii
66 ani - Am sosit acasa ...si sunt înca în viata
1057
de la admin,
de 19 ani
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced that it would be possible to fight two wars at once. Incidentally, Vin Diesel announced that he could fight two whores at once.
1054
de la admin,
de 19 ani
Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck`s nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; eit
1054
de la admin,
de 19 ani
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, ``Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.``
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