The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
> > >-- legi in statul Alabama:
> > >
> > >-Soferilor li se interzice sa conduca un autovehicul legati la ochi
> > >
> > >-Cine poarta mustata falsa, susceptibila de a starni rasete in
> > >
> > >biserica, este pasibil de pedeapsa
4. Cel care se naste sarac si urat are mari sanse ca atunci cand o sa
> > >creasca ... sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.
The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
When God said, ``Let there be light``, Chuck Norris said, ``say please.``
Vin Diesel killed and devoured Mufasa from The Lion King, but let the hyenas live becasue they were quote ``dirty creatures``.
> > >- - lege in statul Louisiana:
> > >
> > >-Oricine, dupa ce a jefuit o banca, face uz de un pistol cu apa
> > >
> > >impotriva functionarului de la ghiseu comite o infractiune
> > >
> > >-Legea interzice gargara in locurile publice
Vin Diesel could never get the hang of Thursdays either.
In Soviet Russia, Vin Diesel is you.
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced that it would be possible to fight two wars at once. Incidentally, Vin Diesel announced that he could fight two whores at once.
17.Definitia unei întâlniri cu succes în functie de vârsta
17 ani - Limba
25 ani - Micul dejun
35 ani - Nu mi-a aruncat medicatia
48 ani - Nu a trebuit sa-mi prezinte copii
66 ani - Am sosit acasa ...si sunt înca în viata
The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. 69 7.
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