12.Care este vârsta optimala pentru casatorie în raport cu vârsta actuala (la femei):
17 ani - 17 ani...
25 ani - 25 ani...
35 ani - 35 ani...
48 ani - 48 ani...
66 ani - 66 ani...
7.Cum agata barbatii o femeie la diferite vârste:
17 ani-Parintii mei sunt plecati peste sfârsitul de saptamâna.
25 ani-Prietena mea e plecata peste sfârsitul de saptamâna.
35 ani-Logodnica mea e plecata peste sfârsitul de saptamâna.
48 ani-Sotia mea e plecata peste sfârsitul de saptamâna.
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Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
> > >-- legi in statul Alabama:
> > >
> > >-Soferilor li se interzice sa conduca un autovehicul legati la ochi
> > >
> > >-Cine poarta mustata falsa, susceptibila de a starni rasete in
> > >
> > >biserica, este pasibil de pedeapsa
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn`t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Vin Diesel killed and devoured Mufasa from The Lion King, but let the hyenas live becasue they were quote ``dirty creatures``.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Vin Diesel can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
When God said, ``Let there be light``, Chuck Norris said, ``say please.``
Vin Diesel could never get the hang of Thursdays either.
Chuck Norris once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression ``Shitting bricks`` wasn`t just a figure of speech.
17.Definitia unei întâlniri cu succes în functie de vârsta
17 ani - Limba
25 ani - Micul dejun
35 ani - Nu mi-a aruncat medicatia
48 ani - Nu a trebuit sa-mi prezinte copii
66 ani - Am sosit acasa ...si sunt înca în viata
The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, ``Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.``
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