I think of you as a sister.
You're ugly.

We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

There's a slight difference in our ages.
I don't want to do my dad.

My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

My life is too complicated right now.
You're ugly.

5.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu trenurile:
20 - 30 ca un marfar: se opresc în orice halta
30 - 40 ca un personal: circula regulat si se opresc în toate statiile
40 - 50 ca un accelerat: circula rar dar bine si se opresc doar în statiile importante
50 - 60 ca un rapid: circula rar si îi trebui...

4.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu instrumentele muzicale (II)
15-20 de ani: COBZA (cânta în zadar si oricând)
20-30 de ani: FLAUT (totdeauna acordat, cânta des si scurt)
30-40 de ani: SAXOFON (usor de acordat, cânta variat, pe toate gamele)
40-50 de ani: VIOARA (greu de acordat, dar cânta lun...

I've got a boyfriend
I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

6.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu bauturile (mai mult sau mai putin alcoolice):
17 ani - Bere
25 ani - Vin
35 ani - Tuica
48 ani - Palinca
66 ani - Untura de peste

I don't date women where I work.
You're ugly.

When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says ``Go``. This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

It's not you, it's me.
You're ugly.

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.

Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.