We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

I think of you as a sister.
You're ugly.

I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

My life is too complicated right now.
You're ugly.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris` leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

I've got a boyfriend
I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

5.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu trenurile:
20 - 30 ca un marfar: se opresc în orice halta
30 - 40 ca un personal: circula regulat si se opresc în toate statiile
40 - 50 ca un accelerat: circula rar dar bine si se opresc doar în statiile importante
50 - 60 ca un rapid: circula rar si îi trebuie mult...

Vin Diesel once challenged James Polk to a race around the world.

Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.

It's not you, it's me.
You're ugly.

Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.

6.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu bauturile (mai mult sau mai putin alcoolice):
17 ani - Bere
25 ani - Vin
35 ani - Tuica
48 ani - Palinca
66 ani - Untura de peste

Vin Diesel can communicate with dolphins.

I don't date women where I work.
You're ugly.