I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
I think of you as a sister.
You're ugly.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris` leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.
4.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu instrumentele muzicale (II)
15-20 de ani: COBZA (cânta în zadar si oricând)
20-30 de ani: FLAUT (totdeauna acordat, cânta des si scurt)
30-40 de ani: SAXOFON (usor de acordat, cânta variat, pe toate gamele)
40-50 de ani: VIOARA (greu de acordat, dar cânta lun...
My life is too complicated right now.
You're ugly.
5.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu trenurile:
20 - 30 ca un marfar: se opresc în orice halta
30 - 40 ca un personal: circula regulat si se opresc în toate statiile
40 - 50 ca un accelerat: circula rar dar bine si se opresc doar în statiile importante
50 - 60 ca un rapid: circula rar si îi trebui...
I've got a boyfriend
I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
Vin Diesel once challenged James Polk to a race around the world.
Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.
It's not you, it's me.
You're ugly.
Vin Diesel can communicate with dolphins.
Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.
6.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu bauturile (mai mult sau mai putin alcoolice):
17 ani - Bere
25 ani - Vin
35 ani - Tuica
48 ani - Palinca
66 ani - Untura de peste
When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn`t heal.
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