I think of you as a sister.
You're ugly.
My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.
5.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu trenurile:
20 - 30 ca un marfar: se opresc în orice halta
30 - 40 ca un personal: circula regulat si se opresc în toate statiile
40 - 50 ca un accelerat: circula rar dar bine si se opresc doar în statiile importante
50 - 60 ca un rapid: circula rar si îi trebui...
There's a slight difference in our ages.
I don't want to do my dad.
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
My life is too complicated right now.
You're ugly.
4.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu instrumentele muzicale (II)
15-20 de ani: COBZA (cânta în zadar si oricând)
20-30 de ani: FLAUT (totdeauna acordat, cânta des si scurt)
30-40 de ani: SAXOFON (usor de acordat, cânta variat, pe toate gamele)
40-50 de ani: VIOARA (greu de acordat, dar cânta lun...
6.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu bauturile (mai mult sau mai putin alcoolice):
17 ani - Bere
25 ani - Vin
35 ani - Tuica
48 ani - Palinca
66 ani - Untura de peste
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says ``Go``. This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
I've got a boyfriend
I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.
Vin Diesel hates manatees. He plans to finish them off, as he did with sabre-tooth tigers and wooly mammoths.
Vin Diesel can communicate with dolphins.
Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.
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