There's a slight difference in our ages.
I don't want to do my dad.

I think of you as a sister.
You're ugly.

I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris` leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

My life is too complicated right now.
You're ugly.

5.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu trenurile:
20 - 30 ca un marfar: se opresc în orice halta
30 - 40 ca un personal: circula regulat si se opresc în toate statiile
40 - 50 ca un accelerat: circula rar dar bine si se opresc doar în statiile importante
50 - 60 ca un rapid: circula rar si îi trebui...

I've got a boyfriend
I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

Vin Diesel once challenged James Polk to a race around the world.

Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.

It's not you, it's me.
You're ugly.

6.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu bauturile (mai mult sau mai putin alcoolice):
17 ani - Bere
25 ani - Vin
35 ani - Tuica
48 ani - Palinca
66 ani - Untura de peste

Vin Diesel can communicate with dolphins.

When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn`t heal.

Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.