Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris` leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

I think of you as a sister.
You're ugly.

We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

My life is too complicated right now.
You're ugly.

5.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu trenurile:
20 - 30 ca un marfar: se opresc în orice halta
30 - 40 ca un personal: circula regulat si se opresc în toate statiile
40 - 50 ca un accelerat: circula rar dar bine si se opresc doar în statiile importante
50 - 60 ca un rapid: circula rar si îi trebui...

4.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu instrumentele muzicale (II)
15-20 de ani: COBZA (cânta în zadar si oricând)
20-30 de ani: FLAUT (totdeauna acordat, cânta des si scurt)
30-40 de ani: SAXOFON (usor de acordat, cânta variat, pe toate gamele)
40-50 de ani: VIOARA (greu de acordat, dar cânta lun...

I've got a boyfriend
I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

Vin Diesel once challenged James Polk to a race around the world.

Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.

Vin Diesel can communicate with dolphins.

Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.

When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn`t heal.

It's not you, it's me.
You're ugly.

I don't date women where I work.
You're ugly.