We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

I think of you as a sister.
You're ugly.

I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris` leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

My life is too complicated right now.
You're ugly.

I've got a boyfriend
I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.

Vin Diesel once challenged James Polk to a race around the world.

5.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu trenurile:
20 - 30 ca un marfar: se opresc în orice halta
30 - 40 ca un personal: circula regulat si se opresc în toate statiile
40 - 50 ca un accelerat: circula rar dar bine si se opresc doar în statiile importante
50 - 60 ca un rapid: circula rar si îi trebuie mult...

It's not you, it's me.
You're ugly.

Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.

When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn`t heal.

6.Vârsta barbatilor în raport cu bauturile (mai mult sau mai putin alcoolice):
17 ani - Bere
25 ani - Vin
35 ani - Tuica
48 ani - Palinca
66 ani - Untura de peste

Vin Diesel can communicate with dolphins.