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de la buburuzza,
de 17 ani
Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.
1549
de la admin,
de 19 ani
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
1549
de la admin,
de 19 ani
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can`t get up the courage to tell him.
1497
de la buburuzza,
de 17 ani
I don't date men where I work.
I wouldn't date you if you were in the same "solar system", much less the same building.
I wouldn't date you if you were in the same "solar system", much less the same building.
1495
de la buburuzza,
de 17 ani
I'm not attracted to you in "that" way.
You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.
You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.
1451
de la admin,
de 19 ani
Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.
1445
de la admin,
de 19 ani
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, ``Please don`t kill me.`` Too bad Chuck Norris doesn`t believe in magic.
1429
de la admin,
de 19 ani
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
1426
de la buburuzza,
de 17 ani
1.Vârsta femeilor în raport cu continentele lumii:
20 - 30 fierbinti ca Africa
30 - 40 salbatice ca Asia
40 - 50 technic asa de avansate ca America
50 - 60 secatuite de resurse ca Europa
60 - 70 lipsite de contact ca Australia
70 - 80 reci ca Antarctica
20 - 30 fierbinti ca Africa
30 - 40 salbatice ca Asia
40 - 50 technic asa de avansate ca America
50 - 60 secatuite de resurse ca Europa
60 - 70 lipsite de contact ca Australia
70 - 80 reci ca Antarctica
1422
de la buburuzza,
de 17 ani
I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
1408
de la admin,
de 19 ani
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
1408
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