Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can`t get up the courage to tell him.

I don't date men where I work.
I wouldn't date you if you were in the same "solar system", much less the same building.

Guns don`t kill people, Chuck Norris does.

I'm not attracted to you in "that" way.
You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.

It's not you, it's me.
It's you.

Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.

There's a slight difference in our ages.
You're ugly.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, ``Please don`t kill me.`` Too bad Chuck Norris doesn`t believe in magic.

1.Vârsta femeilor în raport cu continentele lumii:
20 - 30 fierbinti ca Africa
30 - 40 salbatice ca Asia
40 - 50 technic asa de avansate ca America
50 - 60 secatuite de resurse ca Europa
60 - 70 lipsite de contact ca Australia
70 - 80 reci ca Antarctica

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Let's be friends.
You're sinfully ugly.

I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris` leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.