Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck`s nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; eit

Chuck Norris once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression ``Shitting bricks`` wasn`t just a figure of speech.

Chuck Norris doesn`t use pickup lines, he simply says, ``Now.``

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

3. A avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memorie proasta.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, c

6. Pestele care lupta impotriva

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris doesn`t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

11. Eu nu sufar de nebunie ... ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.