The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.

Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck`s nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; eit

6. Pestele care lupta impotriva

3. A avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memorie proasta.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. 69 7.

Chuck Norris doesn`t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

In Soviet Russia, Vin Diesel is you.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, c

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

21. Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi......trage si
impinge.

8.Sporturile preferate de barbati în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Sex
25 ani - Sex
35 ani - Sex
48 ani - Televizorul
66 ani - Somnul

9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.