Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice announced that it would be possible to fight two wars at once. Incidentally, Vin Diesel announced that he could fight two whores at once.

Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck`s nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; eit

6. Pestele care lupta impotriva

3. A avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memorie proasta.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. 69 7.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

In Soviet Russia, Vin Diesel is you.

Chuck Norris doesn`t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, c

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

21. Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi......trage si
impinge.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai
omeneste.