The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. 69 7.

Chuck Norris once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression ``Shitting bricks`` wasn`t just a figure of speech.

11. Eu nu sufar de nebunie ... ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.

6. Pestele care lupta impotriva

Chuck Norris doesn`t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

3. A avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memorie proasta.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

Chuck Norris doesn`t use pickup lines, he simply says, ``Now.``

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, c

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger.