Vin Diesel was in fact responsible for the American public referring to Football as Soccer.

Vin Diesel was the culprit who ate Gilbert Grape. He would later describe the experience as ``Similar in texture to panda meat , but not without its charms.``

Vin Diesel created the idea for the game of soccer when he would fly a

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.

Vin Diesel once invented a plane with no wings. He put wheels underneath it and called it a train.

The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.

Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.

10. Cel mai important nu este sa stii ... mai important este sa ai
telefonul celui care stie.

12.Care este vârsta optimala pentru casatorie în raport cu vârsta actuala (la femei):
17 ani - 17 ani...
25 ani - 25 ani...
35 ani - 35 ani...
48 ani - 48 ani...
66 ani - 66 ani...

2. Nu te baga in lumea drogurilor.....suntem si asa destul de multi

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn`t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

7.Cum agata barbatii o femeie la diferite vârste:
17 ani-Parintii mei sunt plecati peste sfârsitul de saptamâna.
25 ani-Prietena mea e plecata peste sfârsitul de saptamâna.
35 ani-Logodnica mea e plecata peste sfârsitul de saptamâna.
48 ani-Sotia mea e plecata peste sfârsitul de saptamâna.
...

20. Alcoolul omoara incet incet......nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc.

> > >-- legi in statul Alaska:
> > >
> > >-Este ilegal sa impingi un elan viu dintr-un avion aflat in miscare
> > >
> > >-Este considerata ofensa publica servirea de bauturi alcoolice unui
> > >
> > >elan

4. Cel care se naste sarac si urat are mari sanse ca atunci cand o sa
> > >creasca ... sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.