Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film `Fast & Furious 3`.

Chuck Norris puts the ``laughter`` in ``manslaughter``.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris` PC will crash.

Vin Diesel once invented a plane with no wings. He put wheels underneath it and called it a train.

12.Care este vârsta optimala pentru casatorie în raport cu vârsta actuala (la femei):
17 ani - 17 ani...
25 ani - 25 ani...
35 ani - 35 ani...
48 ani - 48 ani...
66 ani - 66 ani...

4. Cel care se naste sarac si urat are mari sanse ca atunci cand o sa
> > >creasca ... sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.

2. Nu te baga in lumea drogurilor.....suntem si asa destul de multi

10. Cel mai important nu este sa stii ... mai important este sa ai
telefonul celui care stie.

Vin Diesel was the culprit who ate Gilbert Grape. He would later describe the experience as ``Similar in texture to panda meat , but not without its charms.``

Vin Diesel was in fact responsible for the American public referring to Football as Soccer.

The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.

20. Alcoolul omoara incet incet......nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc.

11. Eu nu sufar de nebunie ... ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.

Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.