Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris` PC will crash.

Vin Diesel was the culprit who ate Gilbert Grape. He would later describe the experience as ``Similar in texture to panda meat , but not without its charms.``

10. Cel mai important nu este sa stii ... mai important este sa ai
telefonul celui care stie.

Vin Diesel once invented a plane with no wings. He put wheels underneath it and called it a train.

Vin Diesel was in fact responsible for the American public referring to Football as Soccer.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.

Vin Diesel created the idea for the game of soccer when he would fly a

The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.

4. Cel care se naste sarac si urat are mari sanse ca atunci cand o sa
> > >creasca ... sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.

The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.

2. Nu te baga in lumea drogurilor.....suntem si asa destul de multi

Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.

12.Care este vârsta optimala pentru casatorie în raport cu vârsta actuala (la femei):
17 ani - 17 ani...
25 ani - 25 ani...
35 ani - 35 ani...
48 ani - 48 ani...
66 ani - 66 ani...

20. Alcoolul omoara incet incet......nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc.

> > >- - lege in statul Louisiana:
> > >
> > >-Oricine, dupa ce a jefuit o banca, face uz de un pistol cu apa
> > >
> > >impotriva functionarului de la ghiseu comite o infractiune
> > >
> > >-Legea interzice gargara in locurile publice