Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris` PC will crash.

Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day.

The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.

10. Cel mai important nu este sa stii ... mai important este sa ai
telefonul celui care stie.

Vin Diesel was the culprit who ate Gilbert Grape. He would later describe the experience as ``Similar in texture to panda meat , but not without its charms.``

2. Nu te baga in lumea drogurilor.....suntem si asa destul de multi

Vin Diesel once invented a plane with no wings. He put wheels underneath it and called it a train.

Vin Diesel was in fact responsible for the American public referring to Football as Soccer.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.

4. Cel care se naste sarac si urat are mari sanse ca atunci cand o sa
> > >creasca ... sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.

The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.

20. Alcoolul omoara incet incet......nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc.

Vin Diesel created the idea for the game of soccer when he would fly a

11. Eu nu sufar de nebunie ... ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.

Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.