The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.

Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day.

10. Cel mai important nu este sa stii ... mai important este sa ai
telefonul celui care stie.

> > >- - lege in statul Louisiana:
> > >
> > >-Oricine, dupa ce a jefuit o banca, face uz de un pistol cu apa
> > >
> > >impotriva functionarului de la ghiseu comite o infractiune
> > >
> > >-Legea interzice gargara in locurile publice

Vin Diesel was the culprit who ate Gilbert Grape. He would later describe the experience as ``Similar in texture to panda meat , but not without its charms.``

4. Cel care se naste sarac si urat are mari sanse ca atunci cand o sa
> > >creasca ... sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.

Vin Diesel once invented a plane with no wings. He put wheels underneath it and called it a train.

20. Alcoolul omoara incet incet......nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.

2. Nu te baga in lumea drogurilor.....suntem si asa destul de multi

Vin Diesel was in fact responsible for the American public referring to Football as Soccer.

Vin Diesel created the idea for the game of soccer when he would fly a

The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.

11. Eu nu sufar de nebunie ... ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.

Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.