Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
> > >-- lege locala in orasul Chico, California:
> > >
> > >-Detonarea unui dispozitiv nuclear in oras atrage dupa sine plata
> > >
> > >unei amenzi de 500 dolari
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by ``knit``, I mean ``kick``, and by ``sweaters``, I mean ``babies``.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn`t real, it`s when he learns Chuck Norris is.
The phrase, ``You are what you eat`` cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.
16.Vârsta si întâlnirile cu prietenul:
17 ani - El se ofera sa plateasca
25 ani - El plateste
35 ani - El pregateste mâine micul dejun
48 ani - El pregateste mâine micul dejun pentru copii
66 ani - El poate sa-si mestece nicul dejun
I think of you as a brother.
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."
17. A studia inseamna a te indoi de inteligenta colegului de birou.
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can`t find bigger, better nuts than that.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
9.Sportul preferat al femeilor în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Shopping
25 ani - Shopping
35 ani - Shopping
48 ani - Shopping
66 ani - Shopping
13. Banii nu fac fericirea....o cumpara gata facuta.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn`t kill you in your sleep.
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