Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

If you play Led Zeppelin`s ``Stairway to Heaven`` backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not ``attempt`` murder. 74 6.

16. Exista o lume mai buna........ dar este foarte scumpa.

A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can`t find bigger, better nuts than that.

> > >-- lege locala in orasul Glendale, Arizona:
> > >
> > >-Mersul inapoi este interzis pentru orice autovehicul
> > >
> > >-- lege in statul Arkansas:
> > >
> > >-Barbatilor li se permite sa-si bata nevestele, dar nu mai mult decat o data pe luna

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn`t kill you in your sleep.

The phrase, ``You are what you eat`` cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.

Vin Diesel lives his life in ``bullet-time``.

> > >-- lege locala in orasul Chico, California:
> > >
> > >-Detonarea unui dispozitiv nuclear in oras atrage dupa sine plata
> > >
> > >unei amenzi de 500 dolari

9.Sportul preferat al femeilor în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Shopping
25 ani - Shopping
35 ani - Shopping
48 ani - Shopping
66 ani - Shopping

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

16.Vârsta si întâlnirile cu prietenul:
17 ani - El se ofera sa plateasca
25 ani - El plateste
35 ani - El pregateste mâine micul dejun
48 ani - El pregateste mâine micul dejun pentru copii
66 ani - El poate sa-si mestece nicul dejun

17. A studia inseamna a te indoi de inteligenta colegului de birou.

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims ``6 Feet of Fun`` is actually the trademark for his penis.