Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.

Vin Diesel holds the rank of Major in the Confederated Space Armada.

When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can`t lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.

Vin Diesel eats his weight in alfalfa every day.

Vin Diesel`s upper bicuspid is named Thailand and his pectorals are named East and West Berlin.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Dan Brown was originally going to call his book ``The Da Vin Diesel Code`` but decided that would give the game away too much.

Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik`s cube in 6.7 seconds.

Chuck Norris` dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel came on Eileen.

Vin Diesel`s toast lands butter side up.

If you pay close attention to the background of Zoolander, you can see Vin Diesel hog-tying a blue whale through an aquarium window.