Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.

When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.

Vin Diesel holds the rank of Major in the Confederated Space Armada.

Vin Diesel eats his weight in alfalfa every day.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can`t lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.

Dan Brown was originally going to call his book ``The Da Vin Diesel Code`` but decided that would give the game away too much.

Vin Diesel`s upper bicuspid is named Thailand and his pectorals are named East and West Berlin.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik`s cube in 6.7 seconds.

Chuck Norris` dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel came on Eileen.

Vin Diesel`s toast lands butter side up.

If you pay close attention to the background of Zoolander, you can see Vin Diesel hog-tying a blue whale through an aquarium window.