When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.
Vin Diesel planned out Michael Jordan`s entire basketball career on a used napkin from Arby`s back in
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Vin Diesel holds the rank of Major in the Confederated Space Armada.
Dan Brown was originally going to call his book ``The Da Vin Diesel Code`` but decided that would give the game away too much.
Vin Diesel eats his weight in alfalfa every day.
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can`t lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel`s upper bicuspid is named Thailand and his pectorals are named East and West Berlin.
Vin Diesel is the son of Nostradamus and Jessica Simpson. It is unclear whether he inherited his good looks from his mother and his intelligence from of his father, or vice versa.
Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik`s cube in 6.7 seconds.
Chuck Norris` dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Vin Diesel came on Eileen.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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