Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Vin Diesel is the son of Nostradamus and Jessica Simpson. It is unclear whether he inherited his good looks from his mother and his intelligence from of his father, or vice versa.

Vin Diesel will kill you by the end of the week.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren`t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Vin Diesel is currently working an internship with the Frank Gehry architecture partnership, he intends to play a key role in the design of the new King Alfred Swimming Pool complex in Brighton, England. On the opening night of the project he will secret

The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was making the world think he doesn`t exist.

Chuck Norris puts the ``laughter`` in ``manslaughter``.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the

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Once Vin Diesel had an epiphany and it resulted with the manifestation of all 57 varieties of Heinz (including the green and purple ketchup).

Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film `Fast & Furious 3`.

Vin Diesel invented Dutch Process Cocoa.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris` PC will crash.