Vin Diesel will kill you by the end of the week.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Vin Diesel is currently working an internship with the Frank Gehry architecture partnership, he intends to play a key role in the design of the new King Alfred Swimming Pool complex in Brighton, England. On the opening night of the project he will secret

> > >- - lege in statul Louisiana:
> > >
> > >-Oricine, dupa ce a jefuit o banca, face uz de un pistol cu apa
> > >
> > >impotriva functionarului de la ghiseu comite o infractiune
> > >
> > >-Legea interzice gargara in locurile publice

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Vin Diesel invented Dutch Process Cocoa.

> > >-- legi in statul Alaska:
> > >
> > >-Este ilegal sa impingi un elan viu dintr-un avion aflat in miscare
> > >
> > >-Este considerata ofensa publica servirea de bauturi alcoolice unui
> > >
> > >elan

8. Nu sunt complet inutil....cel putin servesc de exemplu negativ
pentru
altii.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren`t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was making the world think he doesn`t exist.

Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.

Once Vin Diesel had an epiphany and it resulted with the manifestation of all 57 varieties of Heinz (including the green and purple ketchup).

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the