Vin Diesel is the son of Nostradamus and Jessica Simpson. It is unclear whether he inherited his good looks from his mother and his intelligence from of his father, or vice versa.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren`t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Vin Diesel will kill you by the end of the week.

Vin Diesel is currently working an internship with the Frank Gehry architecture partnership, he intends to play a key role in the design of the new King Alfred Swimming Pool complex in Brighton, England. On the opening night of the project he will secret

The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was making the world think he doesn`t exist.

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Once Vin Diesel had an epiphany and it resulted with the manifestation of all 57 varieties of Heinz (including the green and purple ketchup).

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the

Chuck Norris puts the ``laughter`` in ``manslaughter``.

Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day.

Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film `Fast & Furious 3`.

Vin Diesel was in fact responsible for the American public referring to Football as Soccer.

Vin Diesel invented Dutch Process Cocoa.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.