Vin Diesel is the son of Nostradamus and Jessica Simpson. It is unclear whether he inherited his good looks from his mother and his intelligence from of his father, or vice versa.

If you pay close attention to the background of Zoolander, you can see Vin Diesel hog-tying a blue whale through an aquarium window.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Vin Diesel is currently working an internship with the Frank Gehry architecture partnership, he intends to play a key role in the design of the new King Alfred Swimming Pool complex in Brighton, England. On the opening night of the project he will secret

Vin Diesel will kill you by the end of the week.

The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was making the world think he doesn`t exist.

Chuck Norris puts the ``laughter`` in ``manslaughter``.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the

Once Vin Diesel had an epiphany and it resulted with the manifestation of all 57 varieties of Heinz (including the green and purple ketchup).

8. Nu sunt complet inutil....cel putin servesc de exemplu negativ
pentru
altii.

Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day.

Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film `Fast & Furious 3`.

Vin Diesel was in fact responsible for the American public referring to Football as Soccer.

Vin Diesel once invented a plane with no wings. He put wheels underneath it and called it a train.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it`s fucking beef.