Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 27 7.
Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not ``attempt`` murder. 74 6.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
13.Stadiile vietii femeilor în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Racitor de vin
25 ani - Vin alb
35 ani - Vin rou
48 ani - Dom Perignon
66 ani - O înghititura Jack Daniels pentru a nu ramâne în gât
Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.
Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
> > >-- lege locala in orasul Glendale, Arizona:
> > >
> > >-Mersul inapoi este interzis pentru orice autovehicul
> > >
> > >-- lege in statul Arkansas:
> > >
> > >-Barbatilor li se permite sa-si bata nevestele, dar nu mai mult decat o data pe luna
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by ``knit``, I mean ``kick``, and by ``sweaters``, I mean ``babies``.
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