When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 27 7.
Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not ``attempt`` murder. 74 6.
Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.
13.Stadiile vietii femeilor în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Racitor de vin
25 ani - Vin alb
35 ani - Vin rou
48 ani - Dom Perignon
66 ani - O înghititura Jack Daniels pentru a nu ramâne în gât
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
16. Exista o lume mai buna........ dar este foarte scumpa.
15.Simptomele îmbatrânirii:
1.Mai întâi uiti numele persoanelor.
2.Apoi uiti figurile persoanelor.
3.Apoi uiti sa te închei la slit.
4.În cele din urma uiti sa te deschei la slit.
Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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