Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 27 7.
Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.
13.Stadiile vietii femeilor în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Racitor de vin
25 ani - Vin alb
35 ani - Vin rou
48 ani - Dom Perignon
66 ani - O înghititura Jack Daniels pentru a nu ramâne în gât
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not ``attempt`` murder. 74 6.
16. Exista o lume mai buna........ dar este foarte scumpa.
Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.
15.Simptomele îmbatrânirii:
1.Mai întâi uiti numele persoanelor.
2.Apoi uiti figurile persoanelor.
3.Apoi uiti sa te închei la slit.
4.În cele din urma uiti sa te deschei la slit.
> > >-- lege locala in orasul Glendale, Arizona:
> > >
> > >-Mersul inapoi este interzis pentru orice autovehicul
> > >
> > >-- lege in statul Arkansas:
> > >
> > >-Barbatilor li se permite sa-si bata nevestele, dar nu mai mult decat o data pe luna
Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
If you play Led Zeppelin`s ``Stairway to Heaven`` backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
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