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Cele mai accesate bancuri Top Facts - Pagina 11
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Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, ``Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.``
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Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.
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Vin Diesel has the secret to Cold Fusion but refuses to share until Saved By The Bell is put back on television.
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de 18 ani
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
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19. Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni......dar de ce sa risti?
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de 16 ani
13.Stadiile vietii femeilor în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Racitor de vin
25 ani - Vin alb
35 ani - Vin rou
48 ani - Dom Perignon
66 ani - O înghititura Jack Daniels pentru a nu ramâne în gât
17 ani - Racitor de vin
25 ani - Vin alb
35 ani - Vin rou
48 ani - Dom Perignon
66 ani - O înghititura Jack Daniels pentru a nu ramâne în gât
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de 18 ani
Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
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Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
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de 18 ani
Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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de 18 ani
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
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de 18 ani
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by ``knit``, I mean ``kick``, and by ``sweaters``, I mean ``babies``.
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de 16 ani
15.Simptomele îmbatrânirii:
1.Mai întâi uiti numele persoanelor.
2.Apoi uiti figurile persoanelor.
3.Apoi uiti sa te închei la slit.
4.În cele din urma uiti sa te deschei la slit.
1.Mai întâi uiti numele persoanelor.
2.Apoi uiti figurile persoanelor.
3.Apoi uiti sa te închei la slit.
4.În cele din urma uiti sa te deschei la slit.
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