Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.
Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 27 7.
16. Exista o lume mai buna........ dar este foarte scumpa.
Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.
13.Stadiile vietii femeilor în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Racitor de vin
25 ani - Vin alb
35 ani - Vin rou
48 ani - Dom Perignon
66 ani - O înghititura Jack Daniels pentru a nu ramâne în gât
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not ``attempt`` murder. 74 6.
15.Simptomele îmbatrânirii:
1.Mai întâi uiti numele persoanelor.
2.Apoi uiti figurile persoanelor.
3.Apoi uiti sa te închei la slit.
4.În cele din urma uiti sa te deschei la slit.
Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
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