``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.
Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 27 7.
13.Stadiile vietii femeilor în raport cu vârsta lor:
17 ani - Racitor de vin
25 ani - Vin alb
35 ani - Vin rou
48 ani - Dom Perignon
66 ani - O înghititura Jack Daniels pentru a nu ramâne în gât
16. Exista o lume mai buna........ dar este foarte scumpa.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not ``attempt`` murder. 74 6.
Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.
15.Simptomele îmbatrânirii:
1.Mai întâi uiti numele persoanelor.
2.Apoi uiti figurile persoanelor.
3.Apoi uiti sa te închei la slit.
4.În cele din urma uiti sa te deschei la slit.
Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.
11.Care este vârsta optimala pentru casatorie în raport cu vârsta (la barbati):
17 ani - 25 ani
25 ani - 35 ani
35 ani - 48 ani
48 ani - 66 ani
66 ani - 17 ani
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
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