Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
> > >-- lege locala in orasul Fayetteville, Arkansas:
> > >
> > >-Este interzis sa ucizi "fiinte vii"
> > >22. De ce sa bei si sa conduci ....cand poti sa fumezi si sa zbori?
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
> > >-- legi in statul Utah:
> > >
> > >-Cine nu bea lapte comite o ilegalitate
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
> > >-- lege in statul Washington:
> > >
> > >-Oricine afirma ca are parinti bogati comite o ilegalitate
Vin Diesel always forgets to put the new cover sheets on his TPS reports.
Chuck Norris once finished ``The Song that Never Ends``.
11.Care este vârsta optimala pentru casatorie în raport cu vârsta (la barbati):
17 ani - 25 ani
25 ani - 35 ani
35 ani - 48 ani
48 ani - 66 ani
66 ani - 17 ani
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