> > >-- legi in statul Arizona:
> > >
> > >-Vanatoarea de camile este interzisa
> > >
> > >-Cine taie un cactus risca 25 de ani de inchisoare
> > >
> > >-Este impotriva legii sa refuzi a-i da apa unei persoane insetate
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
7. Nu este important sa castigi...este important sa-l faci pe celalalt
sa
piarda.
Vin Diesel wrote all of Iggy Pop`s songs and gave him tips on stage presence.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
> > >22. De ce sa bei si sa conduci ....cand poti sa fumezi si sa zbori?
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
> > >-- lege locala in orasul Fayetteville, Arkansas:
> > >
> > >-Este interzis sa ucizi "fiinte vii"
> > >-- legi in statul Utah:
> > >
> > >-Cine nu bea lapte comite o ilegalitate
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris once finished ``The Song that Never Ends``.
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