12. Este bine sa lasi bautura ... insa rau este sa uiti unde ai
lasat-o.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Vin Diesel wrote all of Iggy Pop`s songs and gave him tips on stage presence.
7. Nu este important sa castigi...este important sa-l faci pe celalalt
sa
piarda.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
> > >22. De ce sa bei si sa conduci ....cand poti sa fumezi si sa zbori?
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
> > >-- lege locala in orasul Fayetteville, Arkansas:
> > >
> > >-Este interzis sa ucizi "fiinte vii"
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
> > >-- legi in statul Utah:
> > >
> > >-Cine nu bea lapte comite o ilegalitate
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris once finished ``The Song that Never Ends``.
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