If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
12. Este bine sa lasi bautura ... insa rau este sa uiti unde ai
lasat-o.
> > >-- lege locala in orasul Fayetteville, Arkansas:
> > >
> > >-Este interzis sa ucizi "fiinte vii"
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
> > >22. De ce sa bei si sa conduci ....cand poti sa fumezi si sa zbori?
> > >-- legi in statul Utah:
> > >
> > >-Cine nu bea lapte comite o ilegalitate
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Vin Diesel always forgets to put the new cover sheets on his TPS reports.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
> > >-- lege in statul Washington:
> > >
> > >-Oricine afirma ca are parinti bogati comite o ilegalitate
Chuck Norris once finished ``The Song that Never Ends``.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
11.Care este vârsta optimala pentru casatorie în raport cu vârsta (la barbati):
17 ani - 25 ani
25 ani - 35 ani
35 ani - 48 ani
48 ani - 66 ani
66 ani - 17 ani
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