Chuck Norris doesn`t need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
7. Nu este important sa castigi...este important sa-l faci pe celalalt
sa
piarda.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Vin Diesel wrote all of Iggy Pop`s songs and gave him tips on stage presence.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
> > >-- legi in statul Utah:
> > >
> > >-Cine nu bea lapte comite o ilegalitate
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
> > >-- lege locala in orasul Fayetteville, Arkansas:
> > >
> > >-Este interzis sa ucizi "fiinte vii"
> > >22. De ce sa bei si sa conduci ....cand poti sa fumezi si sa zbori?
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Vin Diesel always forgets to put the new cover sheets on his TPS reports.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
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