7. Nu este important sa castigi...este important sa-l faci pe celalalt
sa
piarda.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Vin Diesel wrote all of Iggy Pop`s songs and gave him tips on stage presence.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
> > >-- lege locala in orasul Fayetteville, Arkansas:
> > >
> > >-Este interzis sa ucizi "fiinte vii"
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
> > >22. De ce sa bei si sa conduci ....cand poti sa fumezi si sa zbori?
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
> > >-- legi in statul Utah:
> > >
> > >-Cine nu bea lapte comite o ilegalitate
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Vin Diesel always forgets to put the new cover sheets on his TPS reports.
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