I think of you as a brother.
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."
13. Banii nu fac fericirea....o cumpara gata facuta.
18. Daca o pasarica ti-a soptit ceva.....atunci inseamna ca ai
inebunit,pentru ca pasarelele nu vorbesc.
Chuck Norris doesn`t need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
> > >-- legi in statul Tennessee:
> > >
> > >-Pescuitul cu lasoul este interzis
> > >
> > >-Opt sau mai multe femei care locuiesc in aceeasi casa constituie un
> > >
> > >bordel
> > >-- lege locala in orasul San Jose, California:
> > >
> > >-Este interzisa posesia de caini si pisici in numar mai mare de un
> > >
> > >exemplar (sec. al VI-lea)
> > >-- lege in statul Wisconsin:
> > >
> > >Cetatenii nu au voie sa-si ucida dusmanii
Vin Diesel wrote all of Iggy Pop`s songs and gave him tips on stage presence.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
> > >-- legi in statul Arizona:
> > >
> > >-Vanatoarea de camile este interzisa
> > >
> > >-Cine taie un cactus risca 25 de ani de inchisoare
> > >
> > >-Este impotriva legii sa refuzi a-i da apa unei persoane insetate
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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