Vin Diesel created the idea for the game of soccer when he would fly a

Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.

When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel always forgets to put the new cover sheets on his TPS reports.

Vin Diesel killed and devoured Mufasa from The Lion King, but let the hyenas live becasue they were quote ``dirty creatures``.

Vin Diesel made a sextape with Paris Hilton on her Sidekick. He later hacked into it, deleted the sextape, and distributed the rest of her information online.

Vin Diesel`s toast lands butter side up.

Vin Diesel came on Eileen.

Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.

Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik`s cube in 6.7 seconds.