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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn`t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. 69 7.
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The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn`t dodge Chuck Norris` roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can`t lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn`t kill you in your sleep.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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